At Monster Dynamics we are always looking for new ways to provide unique and valuable services to our agents. Today, we’re thrilled to announce the launch of our latest addition: the “Clown Witness” service. We understand that closing on real estate transactions can be a tense and stressful experience. That’s why we’re offering a unique and entertaining way to lighten the mood and make the process more enjoyable.
For just $350 plus bail, our team member will dress up as a clown and join you at your closing. He’ll sit quietly and observe the proceedings, adding a touch of humor to the otherwise serious business environment. If anyone happens to interact with him, he’ll respond in a playful and lighthearted way, with a honk of his nose or a surprise from his jack in the box.
We believe that our Clown Witness service can help reduce stress and promote positivity during the closing process, ultimately leading to a more successful and satisfying outcome for all parties involved.
And once the deal is done, we’ll provide you with a poorly constructed balloon animal in the shape of a house key as a fun and memorable keepsake.
So if you’re looking to add a little entertainment to your real estate closing, give Monster Dynamics’ Clown Witness service a try. Contact us today to schedule a Clown Witness and make your closing experience a memorable one!
